
Oh I know you do, Levi.

Oh I know you do, Levi.

Oh I can only imagine what I’d be doing.

Ah. Well. All right then. I’ll see you later this evening, Levi.

On my days off I usually wear my… Oh. Well…

This I suppose.

I’m unsure that being an earthquake is a good thing but thank you Levi.

Well, I’ve certainly been called a good number of terrible names due to my position. Someone once said I was a poor excuse for a human to make a living sending people to their deaths and that I was no better than the Titans themselves. Never mind that everyone who enlists in the Survey Corps knows the risks involved in the branch and accepts that every time they go on a mission.

Levi, are you trying to preposition me?

I have no idea what the Titanic is nor an iceberg but… Oh Levi.

Least favourite part of the job? Probably giving the orders that end in casualties, constantly being hounded by the Military Police about what I’m doing, having to go to the capitol to answer for missions that don’t go as planned and getting yelled at in the streets by citizens just for being the leader of the Scouting Legion.

Don’t you all ready do that though?