What the hell kind of line is that, Levi? Are you still trying to kill me after all?
Tag: shitty pickup lines
Are you a ship? Because I’m a Captain that’s about to go down on you. – xoxo Heichou
Don’t forget a life jacket, Levi.
If you were a body part you’d be a cute-icle. – xoxo Heichou
Levi, what even. I can’t take you seriously for the rest of the week now.
Are you a cup of strong coffee? Because you keep me up all night. – xoxo Heichou
I might be but I don’t see you complaining about it either.
That’s a nice uniform. Can I talk you out of it? – xoxo Heichou
I don’t know but you can try, Levi.
You sure put the “man” in “commander”. – xoxo anonymous (angry) German titan shifter cadet
Nope. No. Jaeger no just. No. Stop that.
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back. – xoxo Heichou
Yes, but you have to come get it from me first.
If you were words on a page, you’d be the fine print. – xoxo Heichou
The fine print is usually not a good thing, Levi. It’s often terms and conditions, negative notes or things people like to ignore.
Why. Just… Why.
Aw Levi that’s so ki–
What the hell, Levi.
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