Oh? When and where, Levi?
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If I was a watermelon would you spit or swallow my seeds? – xoxo Heichou
Holy hell Levi.
I like my tea like I like my men; hot, tall, and strong. – xoxo Heichou
Oh really? I guess you should be drinking a little less tea and a little more of something else instead.
Your eyes shine like the stars I used to dream about and never saw until I met you. – xoxo Heichou
Oh Levi…
Baby, I might break your walls, but I won’t break your heart. ~ xoxo Colossal Titan
Yeah no, I’m good thanks.
That uniform is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I’d be coming too. – xoxo Heichou
Oh I have no doubt of it, Levi.
Are you feeling down? Because I can feel you up. – xoxo Heichou
Oh can you?
Are you hard as a rock? Because I crave that mineral. – xoxo Heichou
Oh god, Levi no.
If you were a fruit you’d be a fine-apple. – xoxo Heichou
Levi, there is no such fruit as a fineapple.
Are you a vitamin? Because I need the D. – xoxo Heichou
You’re in luck, Levi, I do seem to have the D you need.
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