Nope. No. Levi no.
Are you a fruit because honeydew you know how fine you look right now? – xoxo Heichou
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You’re so beautiful even the leaves fall for you. – xoxo Heichou
I hardly think I’m beautiful but thank you, Levi…
You must be sweet because you’re certainly eye candy. – xoxo Heichou
I have some other candy for you too, Levi.
Are you religious because you just answered all my prayers XOXO ~Mike
Mike, I had uh… No idea you felt that way.
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day I would be holding a galaxy. – xoxo Heichou
That certainly is a lot of stars, Levi.
They’re called ‘eyebrows’ because my eyes are browsing your fine ass. – xoxo Heichou
Really, Levi? Really?
I’ll reserve the left side of the bed for you – because I’m Mr. Right. – xoxo Heichou
Do you want to be the big spoon or the little spoon?
If you were a booger, I’d pick you first – xoxo Eren
Not to sound like someone else I know but… That is fucking disgusting Jaeger. No.
Are you trash? Because I’d like to take you out. – xoxo Heichou
No. Stop that.
Is that the sun coming up or is that just you lighting up my world? – xoxo Heichou
Well, the sun is all ready up Levi, so it must be me.
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