Levi… I’m not a girl.
Baby, right now you’re super girl and I’m the Sun, because I’m about to power you up with some good old fashioned vitamin D. – xoxo Heichou
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Wall Maria isn’t the only thing getting penetrated tonigh
I should go tell Pixi– Never mind. Well then.
I’ll be the knight in shining armor, you be my noble steed, and that way I can ride you all night long. – xoxo Heichou
All night hm? That’s quite the tall order there Levi. Can you manage it?
I made some hot tea for you because that’s what you are – a hottie. – xoxo Heichou
I wondered why this cup of tea was on my desk. Thank you, Levi.
You can call me coffee because I grind so fine. – xoxo Heichou
Oh I know you do, Levi.
Call me a galaxy ’cause tonight you’ll be seeing stars. – xoxo Heichou
Ah. Well. All right then. I’ll see you later this evening, Levi.
You must be an earthquake because your smile leaves me shaking inside. – xoxo Heichou
I’m unsure that being an earthquake is a good thing but thank you Levi.
Outside? Under? To? Around? Over? – xoxo Heichou
Levi, are you trying to preposition me?
Let’s play Titanic. You be the iceburg and I’ll go down. – xoxo Heichou
I have no idea what the Titanic is nor an iceberg but… Oh Levi.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you? – xoxo Heichou
Don’t you all ready do that though?
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