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I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart. – xoxo Heichou

Are you offering up your heart to me, Levi?

askcommandereyebrows Uncategorized Leave a comment July 5, 2015 1 Minute

Are you a prize stallion? Because I want to ride you all night long. – xoxo Heichou

…Levi…

askcommandereyebrows Uncategorized Leave a comment July 3, 2015 1 Minute

Do you have a shovel? ‘Cause I’m diggin’ that ass. – xoxo Heichou

Please keep any and all shovels away from my backside, Levi.

askcommandereyebrows Uncategorized Leave a comment June 16, 2015 1 Minute

I’m no weather man but you can expect more than a few inches tonight. – xoxo Heichou

Oh really now?

askcommandereyebrows Uncategorized Leave a comment June 14, 2015 1 Minute

Are you a ghost? Because you put the boo in booty. – xoxo Heichou

No, Levi.

askcommandereyebrows Uncategorized Leave a comment June 12, 2015 1 Minute

Your body is 65% water and I am thirsty for it. – xoxo Heichou

We should probably work on quenching that thirst then shouldn’t we?

askcommandereyebrows Uncategorized Leave a comment June 9, 2015 1 Minute

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day I’d have a lot of constellations in my hand. – xoxo Heichou

The feeling is mutual, Levi.

askcommandereyebrows Uncategorized Leave a comment June 3, 2015 1 Minute

I’ve got sass and class and I’m coming for dat ass. – xoxo Heichou

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Well you certainly have sass, Levi.

askcommandereyebrows Uncategorized Leave a comment May 30, 2015 1 Minute

They’re called ‘eyebrows’ because my eyes are browsing your fine ass. – xoxo Heichou

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Really, Levi? Really?

askcommandereyebrows Uncategorized Leave a comment April 20, 2015 1 Minute

Are you an elevator? Because you lift my spirits. – xoxo Heichou

I’m glad I lift your spirits, Levi.

askcommandereyebrows Uncategorized Leave a comment April 4, 2015 1 Minute

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