Are you offering up your heart to me, Levi?
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart. – xoxo Heichou
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Are you a prize stallion? Because I want to ride you all night long. – xoxo Heichou
…Levi…
Do you have a shovel? ‘Cause I’m diggin’ that ass. – xoxo Heichou
Please keep any and all shovels away from my backside, Levi.
I’m no weather man but you can expect more than a few inches tonight. – xoxo Heichou
Oh really now?
Are you a ghost? Because you put the boo in booty. – xoxo Heichou
No, Levi.
Your body is 65% water and I am thirsty for it. – xoxo Heichou
We should probably work on quenching that thirst then shouldn’t we?
If I had a star for every time you brightened my day I’d have a lot of constellations in my hand. – xoxo Heichou
The feeling is mutual, Levi.
I’ve got sass and class and I’m coming for dat ass. – xoxo Heichou
Well you certainly have sass, Levi.
They’re called ‘eyebrows’ because my eyes are browsing your fine ass. – xoxo Heichou
Really, Levi? Really?
Are you an elevator? Because you lift my spirits. – xoxo Heichou
I’m glad I lift your spirits, Levi.
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