Levi… You got this from Hanji, didn’t you?
Do you have eleven protons? Because you are sodium cute. – xoxo Heichou
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I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one. – xoxo Heichou
Oh my god, Levi.
Has your booty got a gravitational pull? ‘Cause it’s massive. – xoxo Heichou
Are you saying I need to lose weight, Levi? That’s not very kind of you.
Do you like reptiles? Because iguana be with you. – xoxo Heichou
Honestly Levi, where in the world do you get these?
If you were a chicken you would be impeccable. – xoxo Heichou
That doesn’t sound very enjoyable Levi. Chicken pecks do tend to hurt after all.
You must be a snooze button because I want to tap you over and over in the morning. – xoxo Heichou
Levi that’s not… Oh never mind.
You’re like a candy bar; half sweet and half nuts. – xoxo Heichou
And half of me wants to be flattered while the other half wants to be insulted. Thank you Levi.
Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? Hot as fuck. – xoxo Heichou
Mind your language, Levi…
There’s a party in my pants, and you’re invited. XOXO Pixis
How about no?
Was that canon fire or is it my heart pounding at the sight of you? – xoxo Heichou
Well I haven’t heard any cannons lately…
Ask Commander Eyebrows 