Nonsense, I… Shit, one got out.
Are you sure only one got out?
Tag: Levi Ackerman
“I found a cat today in a corner of your office. Erwin, are you hording cats again?”
What are you talking about? I don’t have cats. I have no idea how you could have found one.
You want kids..? Children are filthy.
Says the man who seems to be a magnet for children.
Does Levi ever talk about his past to you? He seems very closed off to most people.
He didn’t at first but after a while he started to tell me about his past. I’m glad he trusted me enough to open up to me and tell me a bit about where he came from and what he had done.
What if Levi addressed you as “daddy” in front of others- maybe members of the parliament? What would your reaction be, hm?
Oh man. That would certainly be embarrassing for us both. I doubt I’m anything like his father and I think afterwords he and I would need to have a long conversation about what is and is not okay to call people.
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but your best friend just smashed my face into a dirty puddle, so fuck you maybe. – xoxo Heichou
Is that a threat or a promise, Levi?
I don’t really have any control over who or what Levi talks about. Just know it could be worse, he could be talking about shit and telling you people are constipated.
I don’t cut my own hair, Mike used to do it for me and now Levi does if he’s not busy. I’m not sure you’d want me to cut yours anon.
I guess I’ve been holding your hand for a while then, haven’t I Levi?
Suspend them from active duty for two weeks and they are yours to turn into a cleaning crew for said two weeks.
Ask Commander Eyebrows 