Erwin Smith – Page 41 – Ask Commander Eyebrows

Well there was the one time when we were unable to get back to base quickly and had run out of food.

But, if you ever find yourself stuck like we were, I recommend eating the areas indicated by the arrows. That would be your best bet meat wise.

I do have bandages, Levi. Take your pick, Avengers or fabric.

I’m nothing special, anons. Really.

What? I don’t understand what you’re implying, anon.

What I look for in a woman? Well, I haven’t been looking in a long time but if someone were fine with my choosing my work over them… I suppose someone who’s smart, honest, tidy, a bit on the smaller side and enjoys sitting and enjoying the quiet while having some tea with me.

For the love of Maria… I’ll go talk to Hanji about getting you back to normal. Sometimes they get a bit carried away, sorry you suffered the brunt of it.

Jealous of Levi? Why would I get jealous of him? No, I have never once been jealous of him. I respect him and admire his skills and ability, there’s no need for me to be jealous of him.

Well, Marie was my first kiss back in my training days. It was what most first kisses are probably like; awkward and with a fair bit of bumbling around until we figured it out.

It upsets me you’re feeling like this anon. Depression is very serious and I know being bullied can make it worse. My door is always open to you though so you can have a place to go and someone to talk to.

((If any of you are feeling like this please, my ask box is open and if you send me things off of anon I’m happy to talk to you so you have someone to talk to. You’re never alone and you are all deserving of a safe place to talk if needed.))

Probably not. He might have an amazing tolerance but I could still out drink him just due to my size. I’m also more of a scotch man myself.