That’s a nice uniform. Can I talk you out of it? – xoxo Heichou

I don’t know but you can try, Levi.

What would you do if you found a cadet to be underweight? ~Aria.

Well, we’d need to find out if there was a medical reason for it and if it could be treated. The problem with someone being underweight would be that they could hurt themselves on a mission from the gear since it’s all fitted to each person for the most part and if it was off the person would risk harming themselves.

Thanksgiving is coming up… are you thankful for anything, commander?

What in the world is Thanksgiving… Anyway, I’m thankful for having my life and my friends. I know without them I wouldn’t be where I am today.

Nice right arm u got there. It’d be a shame if.. something were to happen to it

Oh sorry, my eye had an itch. I think not, I’m rather attached to my arm you know.

Section Commander Zacharius is unnerving me. I know he sniffs people upon first meeting but.. he does it every time he sees me. Do you have any clue as to why?

It might be because you need to bathe. Please, for the sake of Mike’s nose go bathe.

Hershey’s makes millions of kisses a day – all I’m asking for is one from you. – xoxo Heichou

I found this extra large one for you, Levi. I hope you like it.

Hey look at the bright side. Maybe if you strip you can get more recruits for the Recon Corps.

No. That will never happen.

You sure put the “man” in “commander”. – xoxo anonymous (angry) German titan shifter cadet

Nope. No. Jaeger no just. No. Stop that.

Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give it back. – xoxo Heichou

Yes, but you have to come get it from me first.

What would you do if a cadet went missing? Sincerely, a paranoid cadet.

Well, if they have been missing for over twenty-four hours they would be considered as having abandoned their position and dishonorably discharged, or they would be considered dead. We don’t have the time or resources to send out search missions for every person that wanders off.