Erwin you left your shaver on the wrong side of the sink again. Your hair stuck out, gross.

Oops… Sorry, Levi. It won’t happen again I promise.

If kisses were snowflakes I would send you a blizzard. – xoxo Heichou

Damn it Levi, now I have to postpone the next mission until we get the right supplies and gear.

What if Levi addressed you as “daddy” in front of others- maybe members of the parliament? What would your reaction be, hm?

Oh man. That would certainly be embarrassing for us both. I doubt I’m anything like his father and I think afterwords he and I would need to have a long conversation about what is and is not okay to call people.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but your best friend just smashed my face into a dirty puddle, so fuck you maybe. – xoxo Heichou

Is that a threat or a promise, Levi?

Are you a freak in bed?

What was that about bed?

If you were a body part you’d be a cute-icle. – xoxo Heichou

Levi, what even. I can’t take you seriously for the rest of the week now.

How would you handle a Squad Leader if you discovered they were mistreating/abusing a cadet on their squad?

First suspend them pending an investigation for abuse of power and then based on the outcome of the investigation, dishonorably discharge them or keep them on suspension. The severity of their punishment would be based on the severity of their abuse.

Are you a cup of strong coffee? Because you keep me up all night. – xoxo Heichou

I might be but I don’t see you complaining about it either.

since when have you been Commander?

I’ve been Commander for five years, Shadis stepped down and named me his successor after Wall Maria fell.

Your reputation among the SC recruits as “daddy” or “daddy danchou” is quite large. How would you react if some recruit actually called you “Daddy” in private or, worse, in front of your squad leaders ??

I’ve not heard about this yet, it must be talked about behind my back and in private places. I’m sure if someone said it to me in private I would tell them I’m not their father and they really shouldn’t use me as a replacement for him. If they said it in front of other high ranking members… I’m afraid it would be a major embarrassment for all parties involved but I don’t know what I would say to them.