Please don’t, I’d rather not have pins and nails in me to keep me up there, Levi. Not to mention it would be both painful and probably a bit bloody to be up there.
Tag: Erwin Smith
Commander, do you ever do anything with women for the sake of your own needs and wants?
Well I have a wonderful tailor in Sina that is a woman and no one has ever gotten my suits to fit as well as she has. The best cook I’ve ever known is a woman too and she really knows how to make things that are a comfort for me whenever I need it.
May I ask sir, what are your personal thoughts on the Captain?
He’s a very caring person, even if it doesn’t show all that much and I’m happy he still puts up with me even though I’m sure he complains about me all the time to people. I’m glad he stayed in the Survey Corps all this time even though he didn’t have to.
What are you going to give Levi for his birthday?
That’s for me to know and for him to find out, but I know he’s going to love it.
If you were a fruit you’d be a fine-apple. – xoxo Heichou
Levi, there is no such fruit as a fineapple.
“Erwin, clean the dungeon with me.”
No. I know what you and Hanji did down there. I’m not cleaning that mess up.
Are you a vitamin? Because I need the D. – xoxo Heichou
You’re in luck, Levi, I do seem to have the D you need.
if you were a flower you would be a daaaaaamndelion. – xoxo Heichou
What the hell kind of line is that, Levi? Are you still trying to kill me after all?
What do YOU want for Christmas, commander? (Besides saving humanity… )
To save hum— Oh. Well. I suppose some books would be all right too.
Are you a ship? Because I’m a Captain that’s about to go down on you. – xoxo Heichou
Don’t forget a life jacket, Levi.
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