Commander, what is your opinion that people ship you and Levi?

Ship us? I don’t understand. You can’t ship people anywhere, that is human trafficking which is illegal.

If you were a chicken you would be impeccable. – xoxo Heichou

That doesn’t sound very enjoyable Levi. Chicken pecks do tend to hurt after all.

Would you say that you are a fun guy

Ah, most people would say no so it’s safe to assume I’m not a very fun guy BUT at least I’m not a fungi.

Is it possible to eat a titan? Say if you chopped off an arm, doused it in water to cool it then cooked it. I wonder what it tastes like…

Are you sure you meant to send this to me and not Hanji?

You must be a snooze button because I want to tap you over and over in the morning. – xoxo Heichou

Levi that’s not… Oh never mind.

Commander, do you ever get jealous about the relationship between Levi and Eren?

What relationship? Levi is keeping an eye on Eren as per my orders and has confessed that it’s only because of these orders he is around the boy. He doesn’t trust Eren but it’s because I believe Eren can aid us in our fight to free humanity that Levi takes care of him when needed.

I don’t know if you’ve been asked this before, commander, but do you prefer cats or dogs?~

Cats, most definitely.

You’re like a candy bar; half sweet and half nuts. – xoxo Heichou

And half of me wants to be flattered while the other half wants to be insulted. Thank you Levi.

Do you miss Marie?

Not really? She’s happy and better off with Nile. At times I do think of “what could have been” but it passes quickly. I made my choice and I don’t regret it, the life I live does not afford me the time to think back like that.

If you could go back in time, would you take back the decision to join the Survey Corps? What else would you do?

I would not take back my decision. The Survey Corps is where I belong and I don’t regret a single day in its ranks. If, there had been no need for service or I had been unable to serve, I probably would have become a teacher.