Says the man who seems to be a magnet for children.
Don’t mock my misfortune, old man. That’s your fault as of late.
My fault? Last time I checked you put them in your own squad, Levi.
You want kids..? Children are filthy.
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Outside? Under? To? Around? Over? – xoxo Heichou
Levi, are you trying to preposition me?
They’re called ‘eyebrows’ because my eyes are browsing your fine ass. – xoxo Heichou
Really, Levi? Really?
Roses are red, Violets are fine, I’ll be the 6, If you’ll be 9. – xoxo Heichou
Oh really? Meet me at my room later and we can strategize, Levi.
Are you an elevator? Because you lift my spirits. – xoxo Heichou
I’m glad I lift your spirits, Levi.
Baby, right now you’re super girl and I’m the Sun, because I’m about to power you up with some good old fashioned vitamin D. – xoxo Heichou
Levi… I’m not a girl.
Is your battery dead? Because I’d like to jump you. – xoxo Heichou
Is that so? Well then, I suppose I should get the cables ready for you.
I’ll be the knight in shining armor, you be my noble steed, and that way I can ride you all night long. – xoxo Heichou
All night hm? That’s quite the tall order there Levi. Can you manage it?
I ship you with ask-commander-eyebrows
Oh? How about that, ask-commander-eyebrows?
I don’t know where they would get such ideas.
Beats me.
Curious.
Well, we can’t be bothered by baseless rumors, hmm?
Completely baseless none the less.
I ship you with ask-commander-eyebrows
Oh? How about that, ask-commander-eyebrows?
Well isn’t that interesting.
These brats and their wild imaginations.
I don’t know where they would get such ideas.
Beats me.
Curious.
Ask Commander Eyebrows 