You want kids..? Children are filthy.

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Says the man who seems to be a magnet for children.

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Don’t mock my misfortune, old man. That’s your fault as of late.

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My fault? Last time I checked you put them in your own squad, Levi.

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It’s not my fault you can’t convince more capable adults to the Scouting Legion.

Then again, what adult in their right mind would do what we do? Without being forced to, of course.

I will have you know I try very hard to get adults in our ranks but the last adult I saw in the training was a man named Daz I believe. Grown men and women don’t want to just suddenly join the military you know.

…I was never forced you know.