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Commander, do you understand that Heichou was trying to flirt with you all this time? ~S.J.

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Has he? Oh. I didn’t even notice nor do I understand why he would even do that.

Why indeed? I call slander.

Lies and slander. How could someone even think that about you, Levi?

askcommandereyebrows Uncategorized Leave a comment November 21, 2015 1 Minute

Commander, do you understand that Heichou was trying to flirt with you all this time? ~S.J.

Has he? Oh. I didn’t even notice nor do I understand why he would even do that.

askcommandereyebrows Uncategorized Leave a comment November 20, 2015 1 Minute

“Erwin are you the one who always leaves the damn toilet seat open? Did no one ever teach you that it attracts the loss of money? Also there’s dust settling everywhere. I don’t want to sit down into a pile of dirt.”

Mmmhm. Okay. I’ll make a note of it. Wait, why would you be sitting in dirt, Levi?

askcommandereyebrows Uncategorized Leave a comment September 3, 2015 1 Minute

Do you like reptiles? Because iguana be with you. – xoxo Heichou

Honestly Levi, where in the world do you get these?

askcommandereyebrows Uncategorized Leave a comment August 28, 2015 1 Minute

commander, what is your opinion that people suggest that you and captain Levi have a romantic relationSHIP?…

A romantic relationship… Ah. Well… Oh! I think I just hear Levi calling me, yelling about something being too high for him to get. I have to go!

askcommandereyebrows Uncategorized Leave a comment August 21, 2015 1 Minute

Commander, what is your opinion that people ship you and Levi?

Ship us? I don’t understand. You can’t ship people anywhere, that is human trafficking which is illegal.

askcommandereyebrows Uncategorized Leave a comment August 20, 2015 1 Minute

If you were a chicken you would be impeccable. – xoxo Heichou

That doesn’t sound very enjoyable Levi. Chicken pecks do tend to hurt after all.

askcommandereyebrows Uncategorized Leave a comment August 13, 2015 1 Minute

You must be a snooze button because I want to tap you over and over in the morning. – xoxo Heichou

Levi that’s not… Oh never mind.

askcommandereyebrows Uncategorized Leave a comment August 6, 2015 1 Minute

You’re like a candy bar; half sweet and half nuts. – xoxo Heichou

And half of me wants to be flattered while the other half wants to be insulted. Thank you Levi.

askcommandereyebrows Uncategorized Leave a comment August 2, 2015 1 Minute

Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? Hot as fuck. – xoxo Heichou

Mind your language, Levi…

askcommandereyebrows Uncategorized Leave a comment July 30, 2015 1 Minute

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