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uliekmattkips:

Eruri Week 2016 Day 2/8: Pining/Devotion

Levi wishes he had just broken Erwin’s legs and been done with it.

Levi Ackerman: @blu667

Erwin Smith: Me/ @ask-commander-eyebrows

Photographer: @lotusblossom7

askcommandereyebrows Uncategorized Leave a comment February 21, 2016December 5, 2018 1 Minute

uliekmattkips:

Eruri Week 2016 Day 6: Humor/Jokes

In which Erwin makes a very shitty dad joke and Levi tries to put him in the trash where he belongs.

Levi Ackerman: @blu667

Erwin Smith: Me/ @ask-commander-eyebrows

Photographer: @lotusblossom7

askcommandereyebrows Uncategorized Leave a comment February 20, 2016December 5, 2018 1 Minute

uliekmattkips:

Eruri Week 2016 Day 6: Hurt & Comfort

Not long after Erwin wakes up from his coma, Levi comes to visit and is the one in need of a bit of comfort from the Commander.

Levi Ackerman: @blu667

Erwin Smith: Me/ @ask-commander-eyebrows

Photographer: @areyouokaypanda

askcommandereyebrows Uncategorized Leave a comment February 19, 2016December 5, 2018 1 Minute

uliekmattkips:

Eruri Week 2016 Day 5: Funding Parties

There is not enough alcohol in the world to block out the stupid that radiates from the nobles of Sina.

Levi Ackerman: @blu667

Erwin Smith: Me/ @ask-commander-eyebrows

Photographer: @lotusblossom7

askcommandereyebrows Uncategorized Leave a comment February 18, 2016December 5, 2018 1 Minute

uliekmattkips:

Eruri Week 2016 Day 4: Sparring

In which Erwin Smith, grown man and Commander of the Survey Corps, tries to win a thumb war against Levi, Humanity’s Strongest, to get him to go to a fundraising event. It’s clear who lost.

Levi Ackerman: @blu667

Erwin Smith: Me/ @ask-commander-eyebrows

Photographer: @lotusblossom7

askcommandereyebrows Uncategorized Leave a comment February 17, 2016December 5, 2018 1 Minute

uliekmattkips:

Eruri Week 2016 Day 3: First Times

Someone should have told them that their first time should not be during a trip to Mitras.

Levi Ackerman: @blu667

Erwin Smith: Me/ @ask-commander-eyebrows

Photographer: @areyouokaypanda

askcommandereyebrows Uncategorized Leave a comment February 16, 2016December 5, 2018 1 Minute

“Erwin, if I see one more of those damn mistletoes I will burn this entire building down. Do you know how much mess they cause?”

Levi, burning the building down would only cause a bigger mess and I’m sure a bigger mess is not what you would want for your birthday.

…Besides I had a gift to give you under some too…

askcommandereyebrows Uncategorized Leave a comment December 24, 2015 1 Minute

Do you have eleven protons? Because you are sodium cute. – xoxo Heichou

Levi… You got this from Hanji, didn’t you?

askcommandereyebrows Uncategorized Leave a comment December 22, 2015 1 Minute

I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one. – xoxo Heichou

Oh my god, Levi.

askcommandereyebrows Uncategorized Leave a comment December 19, 2015 1 Minute

Has your booty got a gravitational pull? ‘Cause it’s massive. – xoxo Heichou

Are you saying I need to lose weight, Levi? That’s not very kind of you.

askcommandereyebrows Uncategorized Leave a comment December 15, 2015 1 Minute

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