Your boyfriend has chicken legs.

My boyfriend has chicken legs? I wasn’t aware I had a boyfriend in the first place. I should go tell Levi, I’m sure he’d find that amusing.

What does Captain Levi mean to you?

Levi is… My best soldier, my right hand and the person closest to me. He means the world to me.

Are there other ways of how Levi “helps” you to take some time for yourself or time for the both of you? 👀

“Helps” me? What in the world are you implying anon? Levi helps me in many ways and we make time for each other. Why, just last month I took him to the capitol with me for a few nights to see the circus and attend some fundraisers.

Commander, what does Levi’s butt look like?

Why would you think I have any first hand knowledge on Levi’s backside? Are you implying something, anon?

NOw… GEt MarrIED to LEVi. THe shorT One

There’s more than one? And he’s not short, his height is perfectly fine.

Do you love levi?

Well…

Hey eyebrows what’s going on ? On a scale of one to 10 how much do you like Levi ?

One, don’t call me that again.

Two, On a scale from one to ten I’d have to say eleven.

Commander, be honest. How do you feel about Levi?

How do I feel about Levi? Well… He is my closest companion and I care a great deal for him. I don’t think I would be the commander I am today without him by my side.

Levi, I heard a rumor that Erwin was going to ask you to marry him! Or did he already ask…?

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Do you really believe everything you hear? Don’t be so gullible…

Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to find Erwin.

What? Who in the world is going around saying such absurd rumors?

These children love their gossip.

Hmm, weird my heart is beating really fast.