You can call me Nemo because I’m never afraid to touch the butt. – xoxo Heichou

I can’t… Why do you do this, Levi? Why?

Are you hard as a rock? Because I crave that mineral. – xoxo Heichou

Oh god, Levi no.

Please just tell Erwin to kiss the damn shorty already, HE NEEDS TO GET THE HINT. And nobody can tell commander handsome that better than you.

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Hanji, why did you have to post this?

Are you a can of biscuits? Because I’d like to bang you on the counter. – xoxo Heichou

Levi what in the world is a can of biscuits and why do you want to bang it on the counter in the first place?

So is ERURI like one of your OTPS?

((It is my be all, end all OTP. I’ve never shipped anything so hard in my life. I will go down with this ship.))

Share your favourite Eruri headcanon~

((UHHHH… I like the idea that Erwin will be working and Levi’s in his office with him, just cleaning up and working on his own reports, reminding him to eat, telling him to go the fuck to sleep. You know, dumb domestic crap things like that.))

Are you a work of art? Because I want to pin you against my wall. – xoxo Heichou

Please don’t, I’d rather not have pins and nails in me to keep me up there, Levi. Not to mention it would be both painful and probably a bit bloody to be up there.