Please just tell Erwin to kiss the damn shorty already, HE NEEDS TO GET THE HINT. And nobody can tell commander handsome that better than you.

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Hanji, why did you have to post this?

Are you a can of biscuits? Because I’d like to bang you on the counter. – xoxo Heichou

Levi what in the world is a can of biscuits and why do you want to bang it on the counter in the first place?

Commander, excuse my impertinence, but have you ever been to hookers?

Been to hookers? I mean I found these hooks and they’re quite useful.

ERWIN! I DID THE THING!

You did the thing… HANJI NO!

Are you a work of art? Because I want to pin you against my wall. – xoxo Heichou

Please don’t, I’d rather not have pins and nails in me to keep me up there, Levi. Not to mention it would be both painful and probably a bit bloody to be up there.

Commander, do you ever do anything with women for the sake of your own needs and wants?

Well I have a wonderful tailor in Sina that is a woman and no one has ever gotten my suits to fit as well as she has. The best cook I’ve ever known is a woman too and she really knows how to make things that are a comfort for me whenever I need it.

May I ask sir, what are your personal thoughts on the Captain?

He’s a very caring person, even if it doesn’t show all that much and I’m happy he still puts up with me even though I’m sure he complains about me all the time to people. I’m glad he stayed in the Survey Corps all this time even though he didn’t have to.