“You talked in your sleep last night. I brought some documents and heard you mumbling something about apple pie. Are there any secret stashes I don’t know of?”

What? Where’s pie? Oh… No, there are no secret stashes, Levi. Sorry to get your hopes up.

Do you like reptiles? Because iguana be with you. – xoxo Heichou

Honestly Levi, where in the world do you get these?

Erwin, what is your ideal breakfast?

My breakfast is usually tea, porridge, bread and some kind of small protein which is just fine with me to be honest. I do enjoy the occasional days where I’m in the interior though and for breakfast can have a sweet pastry or even one with sausage, eggs and toast with jam.

Do you ever plan on getting married, Erwin? If so, what’s your ideal partner like?

The life I live does not allow for such a thing to be honest. Perhaps if the Titans are taken care of, humanity is free and there is peace, it could happen for me. I don’t think it’s a very likely prospect though with my situation. As for a partner all I would want is someone who could understand me and be comfortable with the knowledge of all that I’ve had to do in my time in the Survey Corps.

What age do you think should be the latest to join the trainees? And do you know if there are any qualifications you need regarding your body before joining?

Well the youngest trainees are either thirteen or fourteen and I haven’t really heard of a cut off age for older people. Not everyone is able to join in their youth after all. I wasn’t in the shape I’m in now when I joined, so really you just need to be able to do basic exercises, everything else you learn during training.