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Eruri Week 2016 Day 4: Sparring

In which Erwin Smith, grown man and Commander of the Survey Corps, tries to win a thumb war against Levi, Humanity’s Strongest, to get him to go to a fundraising event. It’s clear who lost.

Levi Ackerman: @blu667

Erwin Smith: Me/ @ask-commander-eyebrows

Photographer: @lotusblossom7

askcommandereyebrows Uncategorized Leave a comment February 17, 2016December 5, 2018 1 Minute

uliekmattkips:

Eruri Week 2016 Day 3: First Times

Someone should have told them that their first time should not be during a trip to Mitras.

Levi Ackerman: @blu667

Erwin Smith: Me/ @ask-commander-eyebrows

Photographer: @areyouokaypanda

askcommandereyebrows Uncategorized Leave a comment February 16, 2016December 5, 2018 1 Minute

Commander ! <3 :D

Yes?! What is it? Oh. ❤ to you too, whatever that means.

askcommandereyebrows Uncategorized Leave a comment January 21, 2016 1 Minute

Since you’re so handsome you should have no trouble getting people to join the survey corps. You’re all the reward they’ll need.

Is that why recruitment increased ten percent after I became commander..? And here I thought it was because I had greatly improved our survival rate during missions.

askcommandereyebrows Uncategorized Leave a comment January 19, 2016 1 Minute

Excuse me Sir, but I was wondering if you knew that a lot of the cadets have created a thing called a ‘fandom’ for you, it is quite strange. – Moblit

A what now? Wait… Never mind. I’m not sure I want to know.

askcommandereyebrows Uncategorized Leave a comment January 18, 2016 1 Minute

Commander why are you always reading??

Because anon, reading in fundamental.

askcommandereyebrows Uncategorized Leave a comment January 10, 2016 1 Minute

Commander, where do babies come from?

Well when two people love each other very much, or are very drunk, they have a fun time together and nine months later you have a baby. Also, why did you ask me this and not Hanji? This is more up their ally then mine.

askcommandereyebrows Uncategorized Leave a comment January 9, 2016 1 Minute

Sir, what is your favorite type of tea? Just curious.

There are so many nice ones out there… Levi introduced me to one called Earl Grey a few years ago that’s really very nice but more of a treat to have. Plain black breakfast tea is very enjoyable though. Chamomile is nice when I have trouble sleeping too. I’m sorry, I can’t pick just one.

askcommandereyebrows Uncategorized Leave a comment January 8, 2016 1 Minute

“Erwin, if I see one more of those damn mistletoes I will burn this entire building down. Do you know how much mess they cause?”

Levi, burning the building down would only cause a bigger mess and I’m sure a bigger mess is not what you would want for your birthday.

…Besides I had a gift to give you under some too…

askcommandereyebrows Uncategorized Leave a comment December 24, 2015 1 Minute

Do you have eleven protons? Because you are sodium cute. – xoxo Heichou

Levi… You got this from Hanji, didn’t you?

askcommandereyebrows Uncategorized Leave a comment December 22, 2015 1 Minute

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