Hanji, we’ve been over this before; no pet titans. Even if Eren could control his abilities, no means no.
((Sob it’s true. All true. I don’t judge you that hard though because I’ve been known to walk into things around the apartment too. Mainly cats though.))
*Velociraptor screeches*
You did the thing… HANJI NO!
Hey Squad! Now, I normally don’t do this type of stuff, but I could really use your help! I’m running a campaign to help get my cosplay and theatrical commission shop get off the ground. This cause is extremely important to me, other wise I would even think of posting this.
My goal is to raise at least $5,000 so I can pursue my long-term dream of opening a commission based shop for handmade theatrical and cosplay costumes, props, and wigs.You can click the link above to read more of my story and understand my intentions and why this campaign is so very important to me.
Honestly, I’m not expecting any of you to donate. If you can however, It will mean the world to me. (And currently any persons who donates $50 or more will get a handcrafted gift from myself once the room is complete)
However, because I don’t want to flood all of you with this post so frequently I’m only posting this once! So, If you cant donate, I would greatly appreciate it if you would reblog this and signal boost the crap out of this post.
You guys have given me so much support for my blog already, and I cannot thank you enough! This would just be the icing on the cake to show what wonderful followers I have, and how great the Tumblr community can be.
((Kinda going against my personal code here but oh well. Reblogging this for my wonderful friend, roomie and Hanji! She’s wonderful and I want to see her dreams come true for her because she deserves something awesome like this. If you can help her out that’s awesome but if you can’t that’s okay too. Every reblog is a help too!))
Hanji and I are good friends but that’s it. Hanji is married to science after all.
((Eruhan is not a ship for me personally but if you ship it, enjoy it! No ship is a wrong ship.))
((We have established that you are, in fact Hanji and I am Erwin so it’s okay. I stay up most nights, going to bed around 3 or 4am, though if I have to be up early I’ll try to get to bed before 2 but that rarely works out. I was not named after anyone, it was a nice name and my parents went with it.))
Hanji you know I’m bad at things like this…
One, I’m determined to see humanity free, even if it means people hating me or mud getting slung at me.
Two, I like to make sure everyone has everything they need to be comfortable, even if it means writing off certain things as expenses knowing they aren’t.
Three, I actually like my eyebrows. And no, I don’t shampoo them or pluck them or fuss with them. There’s no need nor time for such vanity.
Four, I write condolence letters to every next of kin personally and make sure that each one is special, no two letters are the same.
And five, I think of everyone in the Survey Corps as a part of my family.
I’d probably have to have Levi watch you for your own safety though, he would be under orders not to kill you should you go rogue, just dig you out of the neck. Then I would need to do a debriefing about what you uncovered while in such a state. It would be a very nice learning opportunity for us.
Ask Commander Eyebrows 