

Talking ponies? What in the… No. I’ve never even heard of such things but it sounds like something right up Hanji’s alley.


Talking ponies? What in the… No. I’ve never even heard of such things but it sounds like something right up Hanji’s alley.


Sempai? Well then… Will you follow sempai to the Survey Corps?


A gentleman never tells.


I can’t recall a time I was ever given one actually and yes, I’d love one.
“I know…”
“It’s horrible having to order your men to die.”
“I don’t think they come with the—”
I think I have stated a valid point when debating on staying a squad leader or accepting my promotion to Commander. However, despite my scientific debate, I have assumed the position of 14th Commander. There is no sign of any abnormal eyebrow growth.
Based on This Post. (Erwin is obviously used instead of Levi)
Erwin Smith is Ask Commander Eyebrows
I swear to Wall Maria, Hanji… Please stop making me regret this decision.


I like to sleep in bed when I manage to get to it. Why would I get it dirty?


Levi, you can’t wash clothing with Windex, it doesn’t work like that.


Well the package says 2.55 ounces so one can assume one ding dong is half of that. There for, my singular ding dong is 1.275 ounces.



Sorry, I’m married to the job.


I did it for the funding and I regret nothing.