I have offered up my heart, mind, body and spirit for the glory of humanity. Death is something I accept and I will give my life up in hope humanity can continue on and thrive outside of the walls and free from oppression. But, even if I do die, I will go out fighting the whole time.

How did Levi even start cleaning my office… Well, a few years ago actually, he came in for a meeting saw some unseen dust and that was that. I was apparently a slob by not noticing some dust on a bookshelf. He cleans it now once a week usually unless something comes up.

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Do I look like a damned plumber to you, Jäger?

N-no sir, I would never take you for a, a plumber.

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I just don’t know what to do…You know I can’t ask the Captain, and you’re the best strategist there is.

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Pleeaassee sir.

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I have been scolded so much this week for my mistakes. It’s just ONE toilet…

Oh for the love of…

I have a book you can use to learn how to fix it. You need to come get it from my office and I expect it back when you’re done.

The weirdest thing Hanji’s ever said to me was when they told me, the day we met none the less, about their plans for Titan experiments and what they wanted to do with them. I was not prepared for that. The weirdest thing Levi ever said to me… Well, Levi says a lot of strange things but probably the time he asked if I needed to take a shit the first time caught me off-guard.