Levi, there is no such fruit as a fineapple.
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“Erwin, clean the dungeon with me.”
No. I know what you and Hanji did down there. I’m not cleaning that mess up.
Are you a vitamin? Because I need the D. – xoxo Heichou
You’re in luck, Levi, I do seem to have the D you need.
if you were a flower you would be a daaaaaamndelion. – xoxo Heichou
What the hell kind of line is that, Levi? Are you still trying to kill me after all?
What do YOU want for Christmas, commander? (Besides saving humanity… )
To save hum— Oh. Well. I suppose some books would be all right too.
Are you a ship? Because I’m a Captain that’s about to go down on you. – xoxo Heichou
Don’t forget a life jacket, Levi.
Erwin you left your shaver on the wrong side of the sink again. Your hair stuck out, gross.
Oops… Sorry, Levi. It won’t happen again I promise.
If kisses were snowflakes I would send you a blizzard. – xoxo Heichou
Damn it Levi, now I have to postpone the next mission until we get the right supplies and gear.
What if Levi addressed you as “daddy” in front of others- maybe members of the parliament? What would your reaction be, hm?
Oh man. That would certainly be embarrassing for us both. I doubt I’m anything like his father and I think afterwords he and I would need to have a long conversation about what is and is not okay to call people.
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but your best friend just smashed my face into a dirty puddle, so fuck you maybe. – xoxo Heichou
Is that a threat or a promise, Levi?
Ask Commander Eyebrows 