Please keep any and all shovels away from my backside, Levi.
Do you have a shovel? ‘Cause I’m diggin’ that ass. – xoxo Heichou
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Will you be the father of my children? – Random Cadet
Uh no. And that goes to the others who have asked as well.
I’m no weather man but you can expect more than a few inches tonight. – xoxo Heichou
Oh really now?
Why are you always in the book are you writing fanfiction about you and Levi or something
Honestly you’re all far too curious for your own good. Just notes, pictures of interesting plants we’ve come across on missions and plans. You all might want to look into being less nosy. Bad things happen to people who are nosy after all. Trust me.
Are you a ghost? Because you put the boo in booty. – xoxo Heichou
No, Levi.
What was your opinion on seeing the outside wall for the first time, Commander? ~ Zoé
It was exciting as I’m sure a lot of new recruits have felt. Something about being outside the walls just made me desire freeing all of humanity from them. The air seemed clearer and fresher and I was amazed by the vastness of it all.
“Erwin, there’s cat hair everywhere. Get rid of that freaking cat or I will.”
Don’t be so harsh, Levi. She’s been very helpful with talking out plans while you’re training.
Your body is 65% water and I am thirsty for it. – xoxo Heichou
We should probably work on quenching that thirst then shouldn’t we?
Hey Smith, wanna find out how I got the nick name Scatman John? xoxo Zackly
There has been a huge mistake. Please go to church, Zackly.
I hope you don’t mind us calling you Commander Handsome behind your back… – Random Cadet
Why would you call me that?
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