…No.
Do you like Mexican? ‘Cause I’ll wrap my arms around you and make you my bae-rito. – xoxo Heichou
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There’s a party in my pants, and you’re invited. XOXO Pixis
How about no?
Do you ever catch Levi doing weird things?
Some might say his obsessive cleaning in a weird thing but I don’t. Though using a shelf on my bookcase as a step, like he’s currently doing, is a bit odd.
whats the stupidest thing you’ve ever seen a solider do?
Well the most recent thing would have to be the two young men, Deiter and Jurgen, who went against orders to retrieve their friend’s body at the end of the 57th expedition only for one of them to die and cause Titans to follow us nearly to the gates. That was rather stupid.
Was that canon fire or is it my heart pounding at the sight of you? – xoxo Heichou
Well I haven’t heard any cannons lately…
I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart. – xoxo Heichou
Are you offering up your heart to me, Levi?
Commander, have you ever thought about, you know, biting a titan? Give them a piece of their own medicine?
I think the only person stup– I mean brave enough to bite a Titan would be Hanji. They are quite hot and could burn someone very easily.
Are you a prize stallion? Because I want to ride you all night long. – xoxo Heichou
…Levi…
Is that a keg in your pants? Because I’d love to tap that ass. – xoxo Heichou
You seem to have a fascination with seeking to hit my backside lately, Levi. Why?
*whispers* Fuck me,Daddy
Please get help, I think you need some.
Ask Commander Eyebrows 