((I would join the Survey Corps if my health allowed it. I like to think I’d be better served trying to help people there than other branches.))
Tag: Anonymous
What would be the best advice you would give for some one wanting to cosplay Erwin
((Uhhh… Don’t worry if you’re not tall enough, not muscular enough because cosplay is for fun. Take the time to find a good wig if you can’t use your hair, you might even have to modify it for the two tone look but please don’t use Sharpies, they can bleed their colours and you don’t want that all over your nice cosplay! Be prepared for people to come up to you and salute you at random at cons. That’s a strange piece of advice but it was a little jarring at a con when people to walk up to me saying “Commander Erwin!” and then just saluting. Other than that… I got nothing, I’m sorry anon!))
Mun is your hair dyed?
((The lighter blond is bleached and the undercut is my natural colour. I’m sort of blond on my own but I need to lighten the longer hair for obvious reasons sob.))
*pokes mun* Wanna finger paint? >w<
((YES!))
Let’s play Titanic. You be the iceburg and I’ll go down. – xoxo Heichou

I have no idea what the Titanic is nor an iceberg but… Oh Levi.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you? – xoxo Heichou

Don’t you all ready do that though?
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you. – xoxo Heichou

So what you’re saying is if you don’t pay me, you’ll go to jail? I thought I had that taken care of, Levi.
Adult life sounds sucky… resign your place as an adult and I’ll expand my fort so we can sit and color.
((Pardon my language here but, I fucking love to colour. Sign me up.))
Hello Mun, how have you been? I’ve not really seen much of you lately.
((I’ve been busy with work and all the snow. My days off I’ve been snowed in and all the other days I’m running around at work and then come home and fall over dead. Such is the way of the adult life.))
Are you a fruit because honeydew you know how fine you look right now? – xoxo Heichou

Nope. No. Levi no.