((It snowed last sunday and we broke the record…Then it snowed again on the first and second days of spring and I wanted to cry. Please make it stop.))
Tag: Anonymous
Would you accept a 15, female soldier into the Survey Corps?

According to my records here, Mikasa Ackerman is fifteen as should be Historia. I’m fairly sure Petra was around that age when she joined as well.
I’m a stud muffin, why don’t you take a bite? – xoxo Heichou

I’ll try not to leave a mark.
I made some hot tea for you because that’s what you are – a hottie. – xoxo Heichou

I wondered why this cup of tea was on my desk. Thank you, Levi.
Do you have nightmares?

Of course I do. I don’t know of a single person in this branch that doesn’t get them. I’m sure that’s why some people tend to sleep less than others too, myself included.
You can call me coffee because I grind so fine. – xoxo Heichou

Oh I know you do, Levi.
if you lived in modern times what would you do for a living?

Oh I can only imagine what I’d be doing.
Call me a galaxy ’cause tonight you’ll be seeing stars. – xoxo Heichou

Ah. Well. All right then. I’ll see you later this evening, Levi.
Give me your best pick up line… Please?
((Oh god… I have zero pickup lines of use uh… I’ve never even used them before. I just have the shitty ones from my friend that I post for asks and some my other friends use on me. I remember two of those… “Ayo, are you a beaver cause damn.” “Ayo, I know all 21 letters of the alphabet. Oh wait my bad, I forgot u r a q t.”))
I just wanted to say that mun is rather attractive and I love your blog. I think you’re a great Erwin. I don’t mean to sound creepy, you’re just really interesting and friendly. Thank you for such a great blog.
((Thank you anon!))