Is shitty pickup lines one of your roommates?

((No, he lives one state over from me. He just came to visit for a few days.))

Who’s the person taking muns picture???? Can you send a picture???

((The one picture with my babies was taken by none other than Shitty Pickup Lines. I took the other via a timer. Super handy thing that timer is.))

I was looking forward to seeing cute little babies. I was not disappointed. Tell us more about the twins if you don’t mind (also how in the hell did you manage to hold both cats up like that. My friend’s fuss if either she or i even attempt to pick them up)

((My babies are Bella (the one in my left hand) and Jade (the one in the right). They’re actually about a year and a half apart in age but they are totally sisters anyway. As you can see they’re both looking to the left where I had a bag of treats waiting for them, it’s also what I lured them into my arms with.))

Erwin how old are you? like 40? maybe 37?

My age isn’t of any importance, anon.

Has mun ever had cosplay sex? If that’s something mun would feel okay with answering.

((No. I’m all for people like… Doing a bit of role playing in the bedroom if that’s what they like but cosplay sex? Seems a bit messy and hot (not in the fun way) and maybe a bit too dangerous based on the costume.))

do you know the secret identity of your xoxo heichou? i otp you with xoxo heichou js.

((I do know who Shitty Pickup Lines Heichou, as he likes to be called, is. He’s my good friend and also occasional photographer.))

does mun have a personal blog? if he does, would he mind sharing it?

((I do but I haven’t been keeping up with it. I’m usually just on this one as of late. If you want to know what is it you can find it through this blog. Happy hunting! Mwahahahaha.))