((My favourite colour has got to be navy blue, it’s just such a rich colour and reminds me of so much. As for flower? I like orchids and lilies. My children are good, lazy sacks of lazy but good.))
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Any plans for the Survey Corps on Christmas?
I’m giving people the day before, day of and day after off so they can spend it with their families. It’s an important time for many so I try to respect that when I’m able to.
I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one. – xoxo Heichou
Oh my god, Levi.
Commander, have you realized your handsomeness has made all of the female trainees unable to function? They’ve been complaining if an ovary explosion and about dimples deep enough to be a pool? They even said they can’t even. What can’t they even?
What in the name of… You know what. No. I didn’t even want to try to figure out what you mean by all this anon. It’s like you’re speaking another language and I will never understand it.
What do you think about Mike?
Mike was one of my best friends and he was a valuable member of the Survey Corps. He will be missed by many and I will always think of him.
Commander there are wierd noises coming from Hanji’s office, should I be worried?
They’re probably just working on something new. Hanji does get… Excitable about new discoveries after all.
Has your booty got a gravitational pull? ‘Cause it’s massive. – xoxo Heichou
Are you saying I need to lose weight, Levi? That’s not very kind of you.
commander, how do you feel about snow?
I actually rather like it. It’s clean and pure after it’s just fallen. It makes everything quiet and at night things seem to glow as it reflects the moonlight. It’s also nice as Titans aren’t much fans of the cold so missions go better when there’s snow.
Commander, do you understand that Heichou was trying to flirt with you all this time? ~S.J.
Has he? Oh. I didn’t even notice nor do I understand why he would even do that.
((There is nothing you can do to convince me that you aren’t the real Erwin.))
((Yes there is. I’m not the real Erwin because I’m only 5′6. I’m too short.))
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