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Have you ever been drunk commander? Or even a little buzzed?

Once in a while I will have a drink but never enough to get myself drunk. I hate how alcohol numbs my mind though after a particularly rough mission Levi usually will have a few drinks with me if only to help me get to sleep.

askcommandereyebrows Uncategorized Leave a comment April 29, 2016 1 Minute

Commander, do you see yourself as a manipulative person?

Unfortunately. I’ve tricked a great number of people over the years, deceived friends and those that trusted me all to obtain the outcome I desire. I’m not proud of it either.

askcommandereyebrows Uncategorized Leave a comment April 28, 2016 1 Minute

Hey commander, do you have a dog?

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No but we have these adorable cats around the barracks that keep mice and rats away from our food stores.

askcommandereyebrows Uncategorized Leave a comment March 20, 2016 1 Minute

Commander, will you marry me?

I’m sorry, I’m not really the marrying type, anon. The life I lead is not conducive to marriage.

askcommandereyebrows Uncategorized Leave a comment March 19, 2016 1 Minute

Since you’re so handsome you should have no trouble getting people to join the survey corps. You’re all the reward they’ll need.

Is that why recruitment increased ten percent after I became commander..? And here I thought it was because I had greatly improved our survival rate during missions.

askcommandereyebrows Uncategorized Leave a comment January 19, 2016 1 Minute

Excuse me Sir, but I was wondering if you knew that a lot of the cadets have created a thing called a ‘fandom’ for you, it is quite strange. – Moblit

A what now? Wait… Never mind. I’m not sure I want to know.

askcommandereyebrows Uncategorized Leave a comment January 18, 2016 1 Minute

Commander why are you always reading??

Because anon, reading in fundamental.

askcommandereyebrows Uncategorized Leave a comment January 10, 2016 1 Minute

Commander, where do babies come from?

Well when two people love each other very much, or are very drunk, they have a fun time together and nine months later you have a baby. Also, why did you ask me this and not Hanji? This is more up their ally then mine.

askcommandereyebrows Uncategorized Leave a comment January 9, 2016 1 Minute

Sir, what is your favorite type of tea? Just curious.

There are so many nice ones out there… Levi introduced me to one called Earl Grey a few years ago that’s really very nice but more of a treat to have. Plain black breakfast tea is very enjoyable though. Chamomile is nice when I have trouble sleeping too. I’m sorry, I can’t pick just one.

askcommandereyebrows Uncategorized Leave a comment January 8, 2016 1 Minute

Do you have eleven protons? Because you are sodium cute. – xoxo Heichou

Levi… You got this from Hanji, didn’t you?

askcommandereyebrows Uncategorized Leave a comment December 22, 2015 1 Minute

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