anon asks – Page 9 – Ask Commander Eyebrows

I was unaware that it was both missing and that I was capable of bringing it back.

How about I don’t and you just bring me your research notes and observations?

Well, they certainly would no longer be able to fight or use the maneuver gear. I would probably have to suspend them until after the child was born for the mother’s safety first then the offspring’s. I wouldn’t kick them out though, that wouldn’t be fair to anyone.

No… I’m not an animal to be petted. Sorry anon.

Why are people always bringing up my eyebrows. Rude.

When I’m feeling down? I usually do more work, more expedition plans and new strategies, much to everyone’s dismay. Some of the time I will have a drink or two with one of the other senior members or I have a cup of tea and read a book. Levi and Hanji have both called me a boring old man because of this though.

Levi what even… Why do you need to say things like this so publicly?

I have offered up my heart, mind, body and spirit for the glory of humanity. Death is something I accept and I will give my life up in hope humanity can continue on and thrive outside of the walls and free from oppression. But, even if I do die, I will go out fighting the whole time.

How did Levi even start cleaning my office… Well, a few years ago actually, he came in for a meeting saw some unseen dust and that was that. I was apparently a slob by not noticing some dust on a bookshelf. He cleans it now once a week usually unless something comes up.

I enjoy Orchids. They’re strong, hearty, come in many different types and can be found in all sorts of climates. Levi found out this and got me a rather fancy one when he was on business for the Corps in Sina one day.