Commander there are wierd noises coming from Hanji’s office, should I be worried?

They’re probably just working on something new. Hanji does get… Excitable about new discoveries after all.

Has your booty got a gravitational pull? ‘Cause it’s massive. – xoxo Heichou

Are you saying I need to lose weight, Levi? That’s not very kind of you.

commander, how do you feel about snow?

I actually rather like it. It’s clean and pure after it’s just fallen. It makes everything quiet and at night things seem to glow as it reflects the moonlight. It’s also nice as Titans aren’t much fans of the cold so missions go better when there’s snow.

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((Hey guys. I was having issues with the messages in my inbox and had to clear it all out. That means I need some new things to answer so feel free to send your asks in and I’ll try to get some new posts up soon.))

Commander, do you understand that Heichou was trying to flirt with you all this time? ~S.J.

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Has he? Oh. I didn’t even notice nor do I understand why he would even do that.

Why indeed? I call slander.

Lies and slander. How could someone even think that about you, Levi?

Commander, do you understand that Heichou was trying to flirt with you all this time? ~S.J.

Has he? Oh. I didn’t even notice nor do I understand why he would even do that.

Commander, did you get drunk last night? I heard some strange noises in the direction of your office…

I was relieving some… Stress and tension.

Happy November, Commander! Make sure you bundle up. Is there anything special you do to keep warm during the chilly winter months?

I tend to drink more tea in the winter months and if it’s a bit drafty in my office, I have a small blanket to put over my shoulders or lap to stave off the chill.

((Happy munday everyone. I have obtained that super awesome Brave Act Erwin figure. He’s nine and a half inches of majesty and handsome. Not a fan that he’s pointing to my car for me to go to work but oh well.))