To save hum— Oh. Well. I suppose some books would be all right too.
Author: askcommandereyebrows
Are you a ship? Because I’m a Captain that’s about to go down on you. – xoxo Heichou
Don’t forget a life jacket, Levi.
Erwin you left your shaver on the wrong side of the sink again. Your hair stuck out, gross.
Oops… Sorry, Levi. It won’t happen again I promise.
If kisses were snowflakes I would send you a blizzard. – xoxo Heichou
Damn it Levi, now I have to postpone the next mission until we get the right supplies and gear.
Hello Mun, I hope you had a good day. I’m a bit curious as to how old your cats are.
((It was an okay day. Not awesome but also not horrible so I’m counting that as a success! Bella, the one in the picture with me, just turned four in September and my other little one, Jade, is about two and a half years old.))
You survived the awful Christmas scum! You are the bravest man I know….
((I survived to deal with them another day. Sob))
Hi there mun! Just wanted to send some good vibes your way. :) I hope you sleep well when you eventually fall asleep!
((Thank you ;w; I will take those good vibes all the way to bed with me whenever I go and use them to have the best sleep ever.))
((Happy munday everyone! I managed to wrangle cat number one into a picture with me for once over the weekend. I can answer a few questions tonight if you have any to ask before I pass out FOREVER. Retail is the worst guys. The. Worst.))
What if Levi addressed you as “daddy” in front of others- maybe members of the parliament? What would your reaction be, hm?
Oh man. That would certainly be embarrassing for us both. I doubt I’m anything like his father and I think afterwords he and I would need to have a long conversation about what is and is not okay to call people.
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but your best friend just smashed my face into a dirty puddle, so fuck you maybe. – xoxo Heichou
Is that a threat or a promise, Levi?
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