Commander, how do you make people feel better when they’re upset?

I don’t really cheer people up to be honest. My brand of trying to make people feel better usually is met with displeasure and anger. I’m not one to sugar coat things after all.

I may not go down in history but I will go down on you. – xoxo Heichou

I’m quite sure you can manage both, Levi.

How often do you go to the most inner wall? Have you ever take a walk around the city or do something else beside reporting to the central?

I get there about once a month or every other month based on missions and planning. I don’t really spend any leisure time there, I attend to whatever business I need to see to and leave.

It’s a good thing I wore my gloves today, otherwise you’d be too hot to handle! – xoxo Heichou

I think we’ll both need gloves, Levi.

You want kids..? Children are filthy.

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Says the man who seems to be a magnet for children.

Don’t mock my misfortune, old man. That’s your fault as of late.

My fault? Last time I checked you put them in your own squad, Levi.

It’s not my fault you can’t convince more capable adults to the Scouting Legion.

Then again, what adult in their right mind would do what we do? Without being forced to, of course.

I will have you know I try very hard to get adults in our ranks but the last adult I saw in the training was a man named Daz I believe. Grown men and women don’t want to just suddenly join the military you know.

…I was never forced you know.

You want kids..? Children are filthy.

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Says the man who seems to be a magnet for children.

Don’t mock my misfortune, old man. That’s your fault as of late.

My fault? Last time I checked you put them in your own squad, Levi.

Now don’t you start, Ackerman.

Oh no, please continue, Cadet. I’m just dying to know why you’re so amused. And Levi, don’t be poor sport.

You want kids..? Children are filthy.

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Says the man who seems to be a magnet for children.

Don’t mock my misfortune, old man. That’s your fault as of late.

My fault? Last time I checked you put them in your own squad, Levi.

You want kids..? Children are filthy.

Says the man who seems to be a magnet for children.

DEAR PAPAWIN would you ever want kids to call your own? Adopted perhaps?

I would like to have a family but, until the Titans are defeated and humanity is free, I can’t think about such fantasies.

How are mun and the kitties?

((I’m tired and stressed but I’m all right. The kitties are good in fact Jade is being her usual nasty self and sleeping spread eagle next to me because that’s how she rolls.))