Commander, have you realized your handsomeness has made all of the female trainees unable to function? They’ve been complaining if an ovary explosion and about dimples deep enough to be a pool? They even said they can’t even. What can’t they even?

What in the name of… You know what. No. I didn’t even want to try to figure out what you mean by all this anon. It’s like you’re speaking another language and I will never understand it.